Good Morning!

Close your eyes and imagine...

It's 5:30 in the morning and you're still snuggled into the blankets. The window is open and you feel a cold breeze come in because the weather is changing to fall. Your loved one is snuggled up behind you and all is right with the world.

Suddenly a sound pierces through the fog of your dreams...

Hrrk....hrrrk......hrrk...hrrk....hrrk....huuuurrrrkk...hurrrrrrkkk.....

You bolt out of bed and run towards the sound....


NOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

You skid to stop just as the noise comes to it's final end....

Huuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrkkkkk...

The dog has just vomited....

You look down to see...
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an eyeball...

Yes...the dog had ripped the eyeball off of his favorite squeeky toy and swallowed it...

and now, it is staring back up at you from a puddle of...

ick.

The dog looks up at you with is big brown puppy eyes and cavorts around you... "You're up!!! Is it time for our walk!?! Huh? Huh? Can we go to the park!?!"

You shiver as you stumble to the kitchen to find the paper towels and the clean-up spray...

Good Morning.